I really love watching tutorial videos on YouTube for hair or whatever, but they’re all way too long because the girls like watching themselves talk.
I’m aching for new things. Like I just listened to Joanna Newsom for the first time. Where has she been all my damned life and why the fuck haven’t I learned to play the piano yet?
If I ever fall asleep I swear when the sun comes up I will be a productive little goddess.
A three year old decided to name me “Stiffy.” Well alright then.
Best thing I’ve said so far today:
“I would eat a Hot Pocket casserole. Go fuck yourself.”
‘how to jump to conclusions and overreact to everything’ a novel by me
Anxiety making me leave really awful messages in important peoples’ inboxes. I hate you, anxiety, I hate you so goddamn much.
Him: Hon’, you are just dope. In general.
Me: That is like, one of the greatest compliments I have ever received.
Or if someone you just like starts being all in love. Then you got a hard situation. You hope it will wear off them before they hate you. Then there’s where you thought it was love but it turns out not. Both people feel embarrassed and have to have discussions.
Or When you love them but all the things they do starts getting on your nerves like the way they chew food and you wonder are they thinking the same thing about you which they probably are. Or no love at all for so long that you think something’s wrong with you in every way.
I have had the gorgeous feeling of love but mainly I have had the cruddy feeling of love. All around the world I bet it is the same. Crud is the most normal feeling. They should write that in the sky so people will know it and not feel so bad.” —
My Perfect Life - Lynda Barry
Lynda Barry is adorable.